猫猫和小强的故事
<p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">刚刚大战一场回来,吓死偶了,上来发帖。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";"><p></p></span></font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">故事是这样滴</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">去刷牙,经过客厅,望了下笼子,懒猪在睡觉。嘀咕了句,懒死了,没日没夜的睡。谁知道,我刷好牙出来,懒猪就变得很激动,站在三角板上,扒着笼子,望着一处,我想它干吗呢,于是就蹲下去想慰问它一下,不蹲还好,一蹲,低头一看</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";">~~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">麻麻呀</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";">~~</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">一只小强(确切地说是大强,超级大,这该死的黄梅天),我最怕小强了,顿时麻痹。。。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";"><p></p></span></font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">但半夜三更的父母都睡了,不把它灭了,怕在猫猫笼子安家了。。。于是硬着头皮抄起一只拖鞋,那小强躲在一物体后面,我猫手猫脚挪过去,回头看了眼懒猪,它倒也精神贯注摒住呼吸地望着这边呢,紧张死我了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";">~</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">随着啪的一声,小强一命呜呼,懒猪也跳回木屋了。。。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";"><p></p></span></font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">阿!小样舒服类,白戏看完又睡觉啦,前面那么亢奋早知道放出来捉蟑螂</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";">~<p></p></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">问题出来了,猫猫会抓小强吗?</span></p> <p>有可能会抓,甚至吃掉. 虽然龙猫不是杂食动物,但他们对任何新鲜事物都喜欢用嘴来确定性质.</p> <p>啊啊啊! 不要吃那个亚!</p><p>感觉好恐怖!!!!!!</p><p>会拉肚子的……囧</p> <p>我觉得我家MI都笨手笨脚的一定抓不住...</p><p>要是换作俺家小SS没准行...</p> 这个帖子千万不能让俺娘看到,要不她肯定再也不亲KIMI的小嘴的,哈哈哈哈 <p>哈哈,要是能捉蟑螂拍蚊子就好了,我爸老说它除了吃就是睡,一点用处也没有。。。=。=</p> <p>不不不,它的用处是让你伺候它吃伺候它睡,不仅要吃,而且要吃好,不仅要睡,还得开空调</p> <p>话说-0-</p><p>我家豆曾经追着一只蜜蜂跑- -||</p><p>没把我给看呆掉了-0-</p><p>回过神来之后我是追着豆跑啊- -||</p><p>还真怕他被蜜蜂给蛰了- -||</p> <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>dEUS</i>在08-06-21 17:32:51的发言:</b><br/><p>不不不,它的用处是让你伺候它吃伺候它睡,不仅要吃,而且要吃好,不仅要睡,还得开空调</p></div><p></p>恩~还补充一点,睡着吃着等着老麻给买媳妇,汗啊~ <p>呵呵,高蛋白~~~~</p> 啊……我倒希望家里的猫猫们能帮我打蚊子……OJZ 我也怕小强,连打死它都觉得恶心! <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>五月</i>在08-06-24 11:44:21的发言:</b><br/>啊……我倒希望家里的猫猫们能帮我打蚊子……OJZ</div><p>我也这么想~</p>
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